Pirata Diebus #9

 Jean-Pierre's 12 Rules for Piracy: A Prescription for Chaos

1. "Stay at the warp-in with your Warp Scrambler heated."

2. "Treat yourself like someone who will not be getting help."

3. "Make friends with people who have the most to offer you."

4. "Compare your killboard to what you killed yesterday, not who someone else killed today."

5. "Do not let your militia-mates do anything that makes you want to Awox them."

6. "Set your fit in perfect order before you criticise the militia doctrine fit."

7. "Pursue what is profitable (not what you can AFK)."

8. "Tell the truth - if to your advantage."

9. "Assume the pilot you have scrammed and webbed has reinforcements coming."

10. "Be precise in your Intel."

11. "Don't bother rookies while they are running SoE arc."

12. "Pet a fedo when you encounter one in a hangar."