Pirata Diebus #18

 Papa,

Thankfully, the inondation of Venture killings eased up, so I haven't been so pressée. I've been having fun, plenty of time on my belle Vexor, playing tag with les Serpentis. While they haven't been overly generous, I had a recent incidente with one of your hostile neighbors that left me with some très agréable additions to my Vexor.

I was mining a little while doing formalités administratives, in a HautSec belt, and I look up to see that I've been warp-scrammed, and taking damage. My drones did not bother to engage the connard, just blissfully orbited ma Procureur for the entirety of the incidente. As I scanned for the agresseur, I saw CONCORD arrive, and before half my shields were compromised, they erased the connard attacking me.

I looted the wreckage and ended up with some chic additions for my ships; Dread Guristas drone module, Serpentis 1600mm plates, Republic Fleet warp scrambler, and other nice beaux jouets. And here I thought I was faire un sacrifice by mining some Plagioclase for your uncle K, but turned out to be a profitable weekend after all. If you want any of the items, I'm always willing to give you première option before selling them in Jita.

Très drôle, koroua Aukland was laughing the whole time I was on the phone with him, afterwards, and I heard last night, He and your alliance deleted the connards' maison de merde. I see them transit la Couronne, going to SousSec systems nearby. This connard must not have noticed the transition to HautSec when we spotted me, to my profit (this time).

À bientôt,

Lumi